Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
What the hell are you three doing here?
What's with...
the sexy clothes?
Are you selling beers or yourselves?
Boss, we're all women here.
Don't say these kind of things.
We "Big Sister" beers...
are economical and profitable.
Why don't you let us sell here?
Don't have a bias...
for those 3 ugly beasts.
Are you OK?
What the hell!
You're always so careless.
I hate high heels!
I'll be falling all through tonight!
Come on...
Wait. Let me take you somewhere.
Hurry! That chef's so handsome!
Where's he?
I don't know. He's usually here...
God that's hot...
Where?
The decorations.
You still looking at guys?
You've got competitors!
- Competitors? - Let's Go!
What? What...
What do you want?
Let me tell you something.
Don't break the rules here.
If eventually 8 brands all start selling here...
We'll all die together!
We've decided to terminate the agreement.
If you've got the stuff, just compete with us!
What's with your posture?
Bullying around with big breast.
Can't we?
- What's up? - What if we are?
Old-school pricks,
the trend nowadays is flat breasted.
Do you know why men in Hong Kong are depressed?
Not because of bad economy...
it's because they lack... motherly love!
Whatever. Let's get to work.
Bitch...
Now what?
What? Fight them of course!
Hey Hottie!
Coming!
Yes sir! Our beers are on promotion tonight!
Buy 1 get 2 free...
I said Hottie...
I know.
Hottie!
Right beside you!
You three even combined are far
from being hot.
Sir, you can't always at outer beauty,
Inner beauty's the important part!
Just like our beer.
It's made from snow water of...
Off shit!
Put down half dozen and get out of my site!
- Big Sis Beer! - Coming!
Screw off! He's calling Big Sis!
Don't stand in the way.
Shove it...
We wait for a long time, baby...
Patience, naughty boy!
Tonight, it's war!
Right!
I going all out tonight!
No! We're not like that!
We're selling beer, not ourselves!
Enough is enough.
Lower and we'd be no different from hookers.
You're right.
Stop hanging around!
Customers there!
Go...
You stay here!
What?
I've got something great for you.
My surname is Chung.
51 years old. Still single.
Occupation as Professor...
Couldn't find all over in HK
What the hell is this?
He's good...
How's that?
Good job, good salary,
good car, good flat...
No wife, no children.
And the best is no mother.
A catch!
No way!
Just be nice, and try him out!
Who says a woman must rely on a man?
You're still young.
You wanna be single forever?
The long nights
without someone beside me...
oh let's focus back on you...
Honey, don't be afraid of past experiences.
Good men are out there,
you just haven't met them yet!
Drink up! You've promised!
Drink...
What's up?
Big Bear, does it have to be this serious?
She said she'll drink it all as long as I buy!
Drink it all? How much did you buy?
2 dozen.
Rene only promised to have a sip...
Just shut it and drink up!
Sorry, Big Bear. She can't drink much.
What is this? Lying now are you?
Commercial fraud?
What fraud?
- I'll drink it for her. - Sure!
But substitution drinks double.
Only double? No problem.
Good guts...
Yet we wouldn't want the famous Big Bear...
to get rumors spreading you bully women...
Here... One each!
Boss, take care.
It's heard that she can drink!
Beer will only give us gas...
Add some whiskey, that'll be alcohol.
She's immune to alcohol,
known as "Ms. Never Drunk"!
- You serious? - Don't force yourself.
Drink up!
Bring it on!
- Bravo, Brother Bear. - Hurray!
Be careful, Brother Bear!
Have a nice dinner! We're going.
See you!
Hold it!
So you're "Ms. Never Drunk"?
That's me, Wan Chai Harbor's very own,
"Ms. Never Drunk" Fung Siu Min!
It's you and me tonight!
You think this is some kungfu flick?
You're drunk. Fight me next time.
No!
The battle is tonight!
You're drunk.
Take a rest.
Let's go.
Not drinking?
Close the restaurant, and call for backup!
You're staying tonight!
I smell something nasty!
That's right, boss!
- Damn. - Sister-in-law.
Little Bear. You're drunk. Go home.
Little 9...
I'm serious this time.
Don't you get into this.
Look at you,
bullying beer girls at your age...
I've always hated people like that!
Big-breasted or Flat-chested, you want them all!
Are all the gals here yours?
That's right.
Protecting her? Then Drink for her!
"Impotent 9".
What?
- What? - What?
I'll take care of my own problems...
You can't drink much, I'll handle this.
Thanks.
One each, straight.
Drink up and that's it.
Here, me first.
Great!
You've got guts!
Standing up for your husband!
Nope, no relations. Drink up!
Drink if you're man! Stop talking trash!
Wow! He's about to explode! Watch out!
Get me a bucket...
Sister-in-law...
Are you OK, Big Bear?
Can you go on?
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Brother 9.
Little Bear, you're old, go home and sleep...
Siu Min,
you're the best drinker I've ever known...
Toby, Rene...
Tonight, Brother 9's buying all the beer!
- Hurray, Brother 9! - Hurray!
Siu Min, that's gross...
Not have enough man power...
You... why not just be with me...
Wow. How?
You know what I mean.
You've got a lot of young girls right inside.
That's because of you.
What has it to do with me?
If you promise to... "with" me...
I'll dismiss them all.
Why me? I'm so old!
I know how important it is to have a woman at home.
- Practical? - Bingo.
You're being straight.
For me, you're just like an SUV...
with multi-function,
great horsepower.
Can run up and down hills and in highways.
Even if the year's a bit old...
just a tiny bit...
and the model isn't my first choice...
But you have all functions.
Hell no.
When you're bored, you'll want a Ferrari.
Then you'll want a Porsche.
Then you'll leave that SUV in the garage.
Brother 9,
don't hallucinate when you're drunk.
I'm conscious!
Marry me, please.
I do love you.
Really? You will marry me?
Ask her again tomorrow morning.
Can't trust a drunk man's words.
I'm not drunk!
Take a rest.
Hold the bag for me, please
Sure!
Thanks...
They're not coming?
You're the substitute?
What? It's him!
Who is he?
He's the boss of that French restaurant up there...
called La Pourquai.
He's Michel! A girl's name!
But it's been closed these few days.
So many drunks tonight.
Come on, let's not waste the food!
For sure!
Let me handle it!
So handsome!
You three mother wolves better control yourselves.
Let's wash his face.
No, let me wipe and caress his body for him!
Is that OK?
- Sure. - Really?
He's only drunk!
What about the bill?
Here, he'll pay up...
What a terrible drinker...
- $860? - Right.
There's only a $1,000 note.
Keep the change!
That's a wrap!
- Is he OK? - Sure.
- No problem. - Thank you...
Wow! Are you conscious or what?
- Hey over there! - Thank you...
Thank you...
Cool!
Thanks.
Bye bye.
Go...
Hey your bag!
Thanks...
See you...
- Where's he from? - Who knows?
He's got some Chinese dialect.
Are you OK?
Don't talk to me. I wanna throw up.
What the hell are you saying?
I'm drunk. I'm feeling terrible.
I have no idea what you're saying...
Here's a cab...
Hurry, help him up.
- Come on... - Is he alright?
Sure. Drive for him.
Come on...
Miss, you boyfriend's gonna puke.
Take him back.
I don't know him.
I have no home. Can I stay over?
Get out of my taxi.
Why are you stopping? I don't know him!
Get out!
What do you want? Don't get out!
Baby!
Where're you going?
Stop! Wait!
Wait! Don't leave me alone!
Wait!
"I'm marrying you tomorrow... "
"You're marrying someone else tomorrow... "
Everyone ignore me.
You're kidding?
You're gonna barbeque here?
It's raining. Want an umbrella?
I've got no place to stay.
Can I stay over?
Shut up down there!
Come on...
Eat some...
Leave the stuff!
We're under attack! Run!
Keep quiet!
Watch out!
Watch your step, will you?
Listen.
Throw up to the garbage can, alright?
Don't throw up on the floor.
I'll never talk about dreams again.
I'll never wander around again.
Forgive me please.
Marry me ok? Not the other guys.
Every man is the same.
Saying this kind of things only when they're drunk.
Wow! Is this my house?
So tidy?
What the hell?
He knows my size?
Can't let anyone know my size!
Euro...
What's written here?
Can I help you, miss?
Can you read French?
I'm a pure French.
- Really? - Sure.
Please read it for me.
Miss, I drank your bottle of milk and ate your toast
this morning.
I have no HK dollars
so I leave 5 Euro for you.
And thanks so much for detaining me. Michel.
Detain? You mean stay?
Yes, stay...
Why "Michel"? It's a girl's name.
It's French.
Same as "Michael" in English.
I see... I know...
Thank you, here you go.
It's cool!
Sure. Nice butt.
These models only have appearance.
That's good. Mature and rich.
That may not be his car.
Perhaps he's an agent.
So that's the car owner?
What? Can you stand his face?
I can just look at his car, watch,
and house, and leave him alone.
No. I must get a handsome guy.
Idiots, you need both of course.
Duh!
I can't stay here and watch guys every day.
Waste my years.
What? So what do you wanna do?
I can't sell beer for the rest of my life.
- I have my dream. - Tell us.
I wanna open up my own restaurant.
Moron. Women must demand more.
Find a sophisticated man.
Why bother do it yourself?
Don't look down on yourself.
We gotta rely on ourselves!
It's so hard.
Better find a capable husband.
You daydreamers.
No I'm not...
Check out his butt!
Looks great.
Especially if you slap it...
I don't drink.
Just drink. Better than nothing.
Come on, let's go.
So pretty in here...
Hey it's you?
Your restaurant is the same as my dream restaurant...
Really?
I'm sorry about yesterday.
It's nothing.
You're leaving for a vacation?
Closed down.
Why? It's a waste.
No business.
I'm actually Chinese in France.
I've traveled through over 40 countries.
When I came to Hong Kong,
I felt I like it here, so
I opened this restaurant with 2 of my pals.
But who'd think Hong Kong people didn't like French food.
What?
Hong Kong people like so many kinds of food.
That's true...
I wanna tell my pals to add some capital
but they left.
So I gotta close it down.
So that's why you're drunk last night.
Yea... but forget it, life goes on.
Play a game with you.
Knife?
I'll hand in my life to you.
Are you serious? Ok.
Iraq?
Where there's danger, there's a chance.
Sure.
Do you cook well?
I couldn't get into university,
so I learned to cook.
Fusion cuisine's trendy,
so I wanna spend...
2 to 3 years to learn food culture.
Combine best tastes together.
And I hope
I'll get the best chef award...
when I'll go back to France.
You've got a dream.
Sure.
But... can you lend me your shower first?
We'll talk when I'm done.
You don't have a flat?
No money.
Let's go...
- Where to? - Let's go...
I have a "Fang-An".
Do you know what it means?
I'm learning Chinese from TV.
It means table?
No. "Fang-An" here means "plan".
You know what I mean?
Tell me about it.
I think it's a pity to close down this restaurant.
How about
letting me as a cafe in the morning?
We'll share the rent and all.
I'll even give you accommodation with breakfast.
And I'll share some other expenses from you.
But the tools are bought with money from financial agency.
They'll take them 2 days later.
How much?
$50,000.
What the hell?
OK... I'll even lend that to you.
But I'll keep the rent and income.
No problem. Gotta trust each other.
I did put much effort on the restaurant after all.
Do you really have to think?
You dare to go Iraq.
Why don't you try it here once more?
Sure. Once more.
But we gotta talk about
the details.
OK.
Stay down... Stay down...
Why so secret?
The neighbors love gossip and rumors.
If they know you're living here...
It'll be Today's News!
Don't turn it on. Close the door.
You have 10 rules living here.
Go on, tell me.
1st, smoking is not allowed.
How about 2nd?
2nd...
You're allowed to come in only after you throw up.
3rd, don't walk around in your underwear.
You're back?
4th, you're not allowed to bring girls home.
5th, you're not allowed to bring guys home either.
6th, you gotta reset the toilet seat for me after you pee.
7th, don't come to my room without my permission.
8th, don't wash our clothes together.
- How about my socks? - No...
9th, don't touch my underwear.
I just wanted to hang them for you!
NO!
The 10th, the most important rule...
You can't let anyone know you're living in my home.
Michel, where do you live anyways?
- Sure. Tell us... - Tell me.
Siu Min's home.
I cleaned it this morning
and it's already mess.
Maybe you should follow your rules.
Don't leave your own underwear lying around.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Fantastic!
It's last night's food.
That's alright.
Try it.
Delicious! It's crispy.
Cooking is like women.
We should use more heart.
Toby, come here with Rene. Quick!
What's up? What happened?
Siu Min has a secret affair!
Come on, hurry up!
- Hurry... - Come on!
- Miss, you forgot your change. - It's OK!
- But it's $500! - Take it!
Get down!
What's up?
Quick.
My God. My friends are peeping at us.
So what? Tell them straight away.
Hell no! They'll think we have affairs.
Let them think.
No! I have reputation.
How old are you?
Idiot. It's women's secret to tell age.
Are you a virgin?
You crazy guy! Why should I tell you?
But you're adult. What do you fear?
An adult can bring guys home as they like?
A girl can bring guys home so easily if she's not a virgin?
Does "one night" mean "stand"?
What if they misunderstand me?
How conservative.
What're you doing?
Look!
Come in.
God!
You pervert.
You're keeping him behind our backs?
Keep it down.
When did it start?
For how long? Tell us.
I said no.
No? We're your friends!
And yet you took my boyfriend behind our backs!
When did he become your boyfriend?
I was about to get him anyways.
Just didn't have my chance.
I told you these western-washed guys likes casual sex.
Ugly or not, it's just sex to them.
What are you talking about?
The key's
whether he can do that and how great it is.
Does he have abs like Brad Pitt?
Or one huge ab like I do?
Come on guys, have some respect.
Stop joking about my boyfriend,
or I'll be pissed.
So you admit it!
You'll been single all the time...
So fine, you may have him.
Listen, serious talk here.
I'm renting his restaurant
and will run a cafe before noon.
Come and help me.
How could you have money business with men?
I'm not paying him, what should I fear?
Don't be so naive, you wanna support him?
That's his parents' responsibility.
Women should wait
for harvest, you know.
Listen.
I just wanna learn to start a business.
Honestly, he promised me to make bread.
His bread is really delicious.
In this period of love...
You'll feel good even if he stinks.
A couple...
working in a tiny restaurant...
for the future...
How romantic.
Romantic?
Others are blind for love...
but her sexual desire already rules over her mind.
That's gross!
It's ok, Siu Min's getting old anyways.
Does she have any loss?
I think she's won a bit.
Come on, even you?
As I say, one who wants to be successful, must...
have made mistakes in life,
that's how one learns.
I won't agree with this at all.
Why not?
Hot guys are always players.
Come back
for anything else.
- Thanks. - Thanks.
I've cleared the debt for you,
so now you're my debtor.
Be polite when talk to me.
$10,000 here. Buy things for the shop.
Save more.
It's the result of selling 20,000 beers,
OK.
What're you looking?
Are you cheater?
Let me give you my passport.
You think I'm a loan shark?
Leave it alone... but you look decent.
But many cheaters look decent.
OK, take it back then.
No, it's fine, let's go...
- Your turn. - Sure.
It's so difficult.
Practice makes perfect. Work hard.
Smells great!
Still hot!
I'll make sandwiches.
You can't make it look like shit
unless it tastes perfect.
Then again, if it looks good
and tastes bad, useless.
Appearance is as important as taste.
I understand.
Beauty and inner beauty.
If one looks bad,
they can remedy it with inner beauty.
I always remind myself.
But you're not bad...
Really?
Not bad.
I'm going. Wish you'll succeed.
Don't get lazy. It must be open tonight.
I'm gonna buy some stuff.
I'm gonna make...
a 12 course meal tonight for the neighbors.
How about sandwich? It's good.
How's business?
The third round.
Marvelous!
Here's Brother 9.
Brother 9, you are so great!
Out of all my girls, you're the most mature.
Didn't need money from me to open up a shop.
OK, Brother 9.
You're exhausted. Take a rest.
Come in and drink something.
Listen. From now on...
you must eat all your meals...
here. Sandwiches!
Yes, Boss!
Cheers...
Siu Min, your boyfriend's here!
Here's Siu Min's boyfriend.
So handsome!
Sorry about the crowd,
my neighbors like it so much here.
It's OK.
And the bread was sold out
in the afternoon.
So I had to temporarily buy it from supermarket.
Then I better make more for you tonight.
Sorry guys,
I'll have to close right now.
See you tomorrow.
Oh come on! Let us stay longer!
Cheers.
- Cheers... - Cheers.
Thanks.
Have a seat!
Why didn't you invite your boyfriend?
He's at the restaurant.
Oh come on!
Tell him to come along!
- At least so I can see him! - Fine...
Closing up yet?
My pals are celebrating.
Let's go eat together.
If no business tonight,
we'll have a lot of leftovers.
I'll have to finish them.
No business for the whole night?
You have fun, OK?
Siu Min.
Sister-in-law.
Brother 9.
What a coincidence! It's fate!
Thank you so much for coming here today.
Not at all.
Come on. Let's celebrate.
How about...
You have something to say to me?
Yes... hot-pot restaurants are too noisy.
Let's eat here!
Then we can chat quietly.
Then maybe we can...
Just the two of us, get romantic!
Looks so prestige in here!
Dinner bookings available and prices are great!
Sister-in-law. The tables are too separate.
Move them, brothers.
Watch out.
Don't break my stuff.
OK. No problem.
Be careful now...
Told you to be careful!
It's not my fault.
Be quick!
Who's he?
My partner.
I work in the morning and he at night.
You work in the morning and he at night.
Yes.
Siu Min...
Give them all to me, you're so slow...
Hey... this English is... strange...
Yea, what's with the weird letters?
This is French.
French.
I... seldom go to Florence...
I've forgotten all my French...
It's ok, let the chef make advices.
There is 12 course meal tonight.
Special and economical.
Let's share the dishes then.
More if not enough.
2 bottles of beers first!
Fool! Having western-style food...
you should drink house wine.
And the mood does count in western-style restaurants.
No playing. No shouting.
Yes, Boss!
Siu Min...
Come on, don't be shy, you'll get use to this...
These are French bread sauce,
blue cheese from Bordeaux,
soy bean from Paris, foie gras from Lyon,
and teal's ovaries from Normandy.
Try it.
Try it, Brother 9.
God, this stinks!
I like the stinking cheese most.
Cool! Try it.
Hurry. It's great!
Eew! The texture is so gross...
and sticky! What is this?
Good stuff. Japanese Nato Beans.
- Try it. - Me again?
Try it.
Delicious...
Try it.
Swallow it. It's great stuff!
It's... bizarre!
Don't' worry, it's usual...
French people have a meal for several hours.
For real?
It's coming.
I'm starving. Hurry up!
Eat it, sister-in-law. Don't spoil your appetite.
I'll grab it myself.
What's this? So small. Eggs?
It's black truffle. Newly arrived.
This is fishy!
I know! What pigs love most!
Hey! Don't throw it up, it's expensive.
Swallow it.
Thanks.
The dumplings are much better.
But why do French eat the black one?
Dumplings with ink fish!
Tastes good?
It's good, sister-in-law.
Look at yourself. How dirty!
All of us are dirty!
- You're dirty! - No, you are!
This dish is really good.
Hello, this is Brother 9.
Prepare some Chinese meat, veggies and soup...
put them into a large pot, and cook.
Right now.
What's the smell? Leaking gas?
What's that shit?
French durian with rice.
Take it away!
Your food's either stinks or molding. You making fun of me?
Why didn't you tell me you didn't like it?
Come on, settle down...
Listen hard, if it's not for Siu Min's shop,
I'd have swept your restaurant by now.
And I warn you, if I have a stomachache tonight,
I won't be so kind! We're leaving!
Brother 9!
I know why you have no business.
Your food's too grand.
Not everybody has a taste of it like me.
But if others don't like it,
change the menu.
How?
Change them into what Hong Kong people like.
Nobody knows how French food is.
Good looking with good taste
makes good business.
If I just wanna get money, I've bought a local restaurant.
That's good idea! Change it's name into...
"Paris Kong" restaurant.
What? Sell French meals that don't appear in France?
I've been very insistent on cooking.
I always cook seriously.
What's this?
Le parisien.
Tastes so good.
You're good at opening up restaurants.
How about giving my business to you?
Think about it.
Open the door...
You're his sister?
Get him in.
Yes, sister.
Where's the room?
Hurry!
So handsome!
Why must he be yours?
What? Let play on it!
Fine!
1, 2, 3!
Yes!
Get out of here!
Give way, sister.
What do you want to do?
It's obvious!
Hey, would you stay out of this?
Condoms?
2 boxes.
Useless.
Why?
He is gay.
Gay? Impossible!
He just talked with me tenderly...
and placed his head
towards my breast.
He just wanna be frank.
Did he say "Kalafelifalv"?
Yes...
And "Ponsofalasofeiass"?
Something like that... Why?
He means...
"I have AIDS"!
- AIDS? - No way!
Do you think I'd tell you?
Don't you think I'd be afraid you'd spread the news?
But I can't bury my own conscience!
You better go.
Go. Don't let me see you again!
Go!
Sister...
You're so great.
Giving up yourself for justice.
Don't worry.
We won't tell it to others.
Go...
Get out of here, as far as possible.
Thank you.
- Let's go... - We're so lucky.
I don't wanna make buffet...
make tourists' food.
I don't believe
no one in this world appreciates my food!
I'll succeed... I will...
I'm gonna quit this job and invest in Michael's restaurant.
Are you sure about this?
He's talented. I wanna help him.
Love has made you blind!
To be honest...
I have no relations with him.
What?
You've lived together for so long and nothing happened?
Is he gay?
If he is, he's mine!
Don't even think about it!
Don't let Rene and Toby know about this.
They'll fight over him.
But how could you not touch him through this time?
Come on!
It's all about mood.
Can't force these things you know?
Then you gotta make yourself sexy.
Keep the doors open when you go to washroom or sleep.
Be rational!
You're too rational!
The only way is to drink
and let you relax.
Then you'll say what you dare not.
For example...
"Ghost outside the window! I'm so afraid!"
"Why don't you come in hold me and feel me?"
Wine not only makes you open your mind,
but also let who you love enter your heart...
enter your room, and enter...
Are you composing?
I'm never drunk.
How do I know what it's like...
Hey everyone! I have a secret!
What's that Bubble?
I'm Gay!!!
Hey, what's up?
Nothing... eat this!
It's so nice and tasty...
You're weird...
Everyone, we're all Siu Min's friend.
For the sake of her future,
let's get her drunk.
Does it have to be this strong?
What's the hurry?
Nothing? I'm going.
- Sit down... - Sit...
We all sympathize you...
So here comes "Top-10 Firewater" for you.
You'll do something with him then.
Drinking? That's it?
Man, I thought something was up!
"Kamikaze", "Around the World",
"Look for Star".
OK...
Not much. Let's drink them together!
Drink...
Tastes good...
Drink it. It's cool. Come on...
You're one crazy woman!
Alright. Here comes "gin mix rum",
"tequila and vodka",
"24-flavor tea and martini".
That's so sweet...
Too light.
Down, down, down!
What do you think I am?
Forgot my nickname?
Come on you guys!
That's impossible!
Deep Bomb!
Bomb you to death!
Let me see...
Goddamn.
Cocktail! 3 kinds of Chinese liquors...
deadly to the bone...
That's like... why not drink rubbing alcohol?
It's actually the same.
What's this? Party?
Yes...
Thirsty? Drink some water.
Just a bit.
Come on... drink...
Great...
Come on...
More?
Drink up! It's not your turn!
I can't drink...
This one then.
Take care.
Are you OK? Stand still!
Well? Does your waist hurt?
Stand still.
Are you OK?
You wanna throw up? No, swallow it...
Not in the dining room. Go to washroom!
Are you OK?
Go outside first.
Never mind. I'm not afraid of it.
Everyone takes advantage of me after throwing up.
Need to be taken care of. It's nothing.
Wipe up.
Sit down there...
Are you OK?
Are you alright?
No. It's disgusting. Go...
It's fine. I don't care.
Are you OK?
That was fun!
You scared me.
Tell you something.
Do you know why some people...
don't fear to see others throwing up?
If you love him, you won't be afraid.
My ex-boyfriend threw up many times.
But I wasn't scared.
I guess I loved him very much... you know.
So interesting.
When he's drunk, he'll say things like,
"I love you so much... marry me... "
Why do men say these words...
only when they're drunk?
I believed him, and fell for it...
fell hard...
Because he remembered nothing when he woke up.
He must be a moron...
How about you? Can you say it once?
Say "I love you".
Or "I'll marry you".
Only once.
Come on, just once. Say it to me.
You have no guts?
Are you shy?
You dare not... no one dares to...
You dare not... and nobody will...
I'll wait for you in the "heaven".
So pretty!
You mean "balcony"? Wrong word.
Good morning.
- It's your turn. - Thanks.
What's up?
I was too careless. I feel guilty.
No. I...
I was willing to do that.
But I can't take other's girlfriend.
Who?
It's heard you and Brother 9...
That's right! That's right!
Come on! Don't just move the eyes! Ears too!
That's it! More motion!
Everyone! Take a 15-minute break!
Yes, Boss!
- Take a break! - Everyone break!
- Everyone's tired! - Take care.
Smart!
That's a cute dog.
Guy or girl?
Wow! It's a guy!
How much? Sell it to me!
I'll never sell it!
Just leave him alone
How dare you? Bitch...
Let's grab some chow for you later!
I also have a dog. Also a guy.
Sit.
Left hand.
I said Left hand.
Left hand... good.
Right hand...
Let's get out of here.
Smart-ass...
Brother 9.
- Something serious. - What?
Can you tell your guys
not to call me sister-in-law anymore?
Why?
Because I have a boyfriend now.
I think it's time my knife gets its first killing!
How dare you!
What's up? What are you doing?
Beware...
No! Brother 9!
What's up?
You dare block my way?
What're you doing? Why scare him? Are you mad?
I'm just worried!
I wanna check him out!
Are you serious this time?
Sure.
Come here...
That's good.
I was so afraid I'll have to marry you.
Boy, you change your mind so fast!
From the moment you forced me to swallow that cheese...
from the 0.01 second to 0.05 second...
I began to lose my love for you.
That's great.
From now on we have our own way.
How old? Where you from?
Nice to meet you.
Kid, better not be playing with her heart.
I have many followers in all the Chinatowns worldwide.
Fax an email there...
You'll die in a second. Understood?
Yes.
Listen. I now call Siu Min as sister.
Don't call her sister-in-law anymore.
Yes, Boss!
It's late nite. Let's go sleep.
Sure.
How should we sleep?
Yes. How should we sleep?
Should we make our relationship clear...
so... we should decide it now?
You're thinking how you handled this in the past?
I never thought I was fooling around this time.
Oh you're getting it this time...
- Help! - Let sister kiss you!
Help... you're crazy!
You're boyfriend's so handsome.
- Very handsome... - Thanks.
God bless you!
Good morning.
Has Siu Min found someone?
Siu Min's living with that western boy.
Western toy?
Siu Min lives with that boy now.
That soy cow?
I said Siu Min lives with that boy now,
you're all messed up, sister!
Mrs. Shum. Your child's so cute!
Let me hold him.
Look, how cute!
Sorry. Here's your kid back.
Michel!
What's up bro? When did you arrive?
Just got off the plane.
I'll crash at yours for a few days.
No problem.
Girlfriend?
Siu Min, my partner.
My old mate in Chinatown.
He's Wanderer.
Darling...
Your girlfriend?
Naa, just picked up from the airport.
What's your name, darling?
Whatever you like.
In that case, let me now call you Nancy.
- Is that alright? - Sure.
What?
Hey, look at the pics. They're nice.
Come on, have some wine.
- Wine! 92! - Let's drink!
Thanks.
Feels like home.
It's not bad.
But Michel...
I can see from your eyes... that you've grown old.
Eyes can grow old? Are you kidding?
Seems like you've lost all your passion? Aggressiveness?
I don't think so.
You wanna stop here?
Gotta make money.
You talk about money?
Remember when we swore in from of Arc de Triomphe?
We said we can't bow to the physical world!
I have no money to buy tickets.
I told you not to open up a restaurant.
Why must man be happy with material possessions?
Materials can't follow you forever. They'll tie you up!
Remember what you've said?
You said we're in the new age.
Can't follow the customs.
We can't earn and pay the rent and other expenses...
and buy a flat and have a child...
for the rest of your life!
We can't serve the ruthless
and greedy businessmen.
We must overcome
our fears!
We must rebel!
- We must... - Sir...
You can rebel,
but please don't wreak my ceiling...
I don't wanna be complained.
I've traveled to 80 countries.
Broke your record.
But... I believe in you.
I believe.
You must leave here
and seek your dream.
That son of a bitch. Lazy guy.
Lived for 3 days and eaten up several 10 steaks.
Drank 30 cans of coke.
Food's not a problem,
But he wanna take Michael away.
Makes me furious.
Damn. I'm worried if Michael will be affected.
It seems he wants to leave.
Mustn't let him think you're not serious.
You gotta rush towards your goal!
Use whatever method necessary!
Force him to sign it!
But he must be willing to do that.
No man is willing to do it. All must be forced.
I used to be a guy. You can ask me.
Their most being hated theory is:
Don't sacrifice the whole forest for a tree.
How many trees are there in a forest?
Apple trees, orange tress, grape trees...
Apple followed by orange, and fruit bowl too.
Don't let him choose!
This is confusing! Help me!
I'm thinking. Just look at my face!
This road's fun. What's the name?
Kimberley Road.
Never been here.
Walk over there.
So many wedding dress shops...
This is beautiful...
One more. Come here.
It's pretty too.
And there're many different style.
Take a look at this.
Beautiful, is it?
What's up?
Siu Min...
I never think about marriage...
or having children.
I've been hoping
to travel through countries when young...
to find the most suitable place for myself.
It doesn't matter where you go. What matters...
is whether the one beside you suits you.
You mean... if you have a beloved boy beside you...
You can stay in a desert?
Sure. Even on the foot of Himalayas.
I don't mean to force you, but I fear...
You fear I'll run suddenly?
So you hid my rucksack?
Miss, all my underwear are inside.
I've worn this for 3 days.
Please give me back.
Let's go then, quick!
Look. It's great.
This is also pretty. Red in color.
You'll find this anywhere!
I've only been around China...
So if you wanna
break Wanderer's record...
bring me along.
Can you stand it?
Gotta sleep in the train and walk.
Sure.
But the deal is, we gotta earn together.
Let me help you.
Ma'am, we have two chairs left.
Take in, thanks.
Looks a lot better like this...
- Put it here... - OK.
Can you fold the chairs, please?
OK.
What is this?
Nothing.
I added more tables.
Look, do you like the tablecloth?
I chose it myself.
Well? Do you like it? Does it feel nice?
I've counted.
We used to only be able to sit around 20.
Adding tables will make us hold about 40.
Then we'll get the money back faster.
And this suit.
The tailor said this is trendy this year.
Hawaiian.
- This is mine? - Yep!
If you like it so much, wear it yourself.
Michael.
Why are you trying to change me?
What's the use?
You can't change me. Everyone's different.
No, I don't mean to change you...
Does every woman wanna take control?
You're angry?
It can be like that now,
but better be as usual at night.
OK?
Siu Min, your boyfriend's not so glad.
Do you need us to take these back?
We're close friends, we'll take them back if you like...
"Today's a frustrating day, frustrating day... "
So Frustrating!
Me too.
Tell me. See if I can help you.
You western boys won't understand my world.
Play golf with me. I wanna relax.
You're aiming right, hit it!
That was so close.
I love you. I really love you.
So gross...
What's wrong with you?
This is disgusting...
Honestly, I've got a new gal now.
She fits me.
Seems we'll get married.
Congratulations.
But every day she asks me if I love her.
And she wants me to speak aloud.
I say just keep it inside.
I mean, how can I say it every day,
"Honey, I love you so much?"
That's disgusting!
That sounded great!
Really?
The same in France?
It's "Je t'aime" in French.
"Sut-tam".
You've got linguistic skills.
Have you said it with Siu Min?
It's still early...
She'll make you say it every day later on.
I'll buy a parrot tomorrow
and teach it "I love you".
Then it'll help me everyday!
And my gal said...
"Lovers should be frank with each other... "
But I do the illegal stuff.
Can't tell her so much.
I'll get caught.
How about you?
Are you frank with Siu Min?
Frank... I think.
I receive little education,
but I know what privacy is.
Teach me. How to be frank...
and keep some secrets at the same time?
Aha! You feel it too!
In a word... don't lie.
Sure.
Tell her if you like it or not, be honest.
Good.
Keep secrets and you'll have misunderstandings.
Both sides should compromise.
It's useless to leave without saying anything.
Kid, I've had tons of gals. You really think I need help?
Siu Min looked so sad lately.
I just wanted to see what problems you 2 have.
Women are like kids.
Keep your promise, or just don't promise.
- Otherwise... - I didn't promise her...
The point's not if you've promised her anything,
The point is, if you didn't refuse...
she'll regard it as YES.
We outsiders can only give some suggestions.
Good luck.
Welcome, may I seat you?
Where's your chef?
Yes ma'am?
This is the menu.
I'm from an international catering group...
I know. You're Miss Zhao Jie, right?
I heard that your cuisine's good.
I'd like to full book here tonight.
Full book? That's rich!
At least $3,000!
No problem. Take a seat. I'll get ready.
OK. Wanna cooperate with me?
You wanna take it over?
This place is not good enough.
What if I open up a new one for you?
Need to talk with your wife?
We're friends.
Friends... good.
She can give you some opinions.
What do you want from me?
What a waste to have you working in a place like this.
Come help me.
You don't have to decide now.
We'll chat at my shop sometime.
Here's your $3000.
And $1,000 tips.
By the way, you've got bad service here.
Contact me as soon as possible.
- I'll take you out. - Sure.
Goodbye.
"Contact me ASAP"... I'm jealous!
Come on,
she uses the best decoration at her restaurant.
The chefs are the most creative. Very successful.
So you do wanna see her?
Let's have a look.
The wage is high there. And there'll be bonus too.
The business here is poor.
- Hi. - Hello.
Have you checked out my restaurants?
Sure.
I've opened 40 restaurants in Hong Kong.
All top notch.
My dream is to take the best food...
and recipes to Hong Kong.
Don't you think Hong Kong has too crappy food?
Japanese food everywhere,
yet most of them are garbage.
I just wanna laugh at them.
Your dishes are special. I like them.
So...
I think if you can come...
you'll have much more opportunities.
How's the deal?
I like those who're straightforward.
You manage 5 branches
and I'll give you $50,000 per month.
3 months trial period.
If you're happy with it,
we can extend the contract.
Then you'll get $80,000 per month.
I'll be responsible for your medical insurance
and accommodations. Don't need to worry.
No one refuses this kind of a deal.
OK. I'll do it.
- Welcome then. - Thanks.
What?
What about our restaurants?
We'll continue.
What do we sell at night then?
Silly, at $80,000 per month.
We can wrap at night.
What's up? Tell me straightforward.
She's got the hots for you.
You're thinking too much.
Women can sense these things...
Don't be jealous...
How can I not be?
I know I'm worse than her. God bless you two then.
Oh God, not again...
Is every woman like this?
Yes.
OK. I won't go then.
Really?
That's great! I'm so happy!
I'm not playing childish little games with you.
I just wanna earn money.
Money's not everything.
You said we have to earn money too?
No business, no money to buy anything.
Can't pay you rent either.
- I don't mind. - I do.
I owe you money.
I think I'm useless. Understand?
Stop drinking so much if you can't drink!
I have nothing.
No flats.
No car, no career.
I don't understand.
Why you marry him?
Why did you marry him?
You've got the wrong person...
I love you so much...
I really love you!
If it's true, tell me when you're conscious.
A guy's word is real...
only when he's not drunk...
Miss...
I've waited for my coffee and spaghetti for so long.
Quick. I'm in a hurry.
It's coming... sorry.
Quick.
What is this?
It's sour. You smell it.
You're right.
- Has it gone bad? - I think so.
Miss, change this for me!
It's sour.
- Sour? - Yes!
Please change it for me.
That's odd...
I'm sorry...
The chef's mood is closely related to the flavor of food.
If you're down, your food will get worse.
Sour, bitter, spicy... any kind.
Yet I can't find 'sweetness' anywhere.
I haven't been in love for long, so I failed to be a chef.
That's why I run hot-pot, no cooking required.
Why don't you...
make a hole in your tables...
and we'll do hotpot together!
Forget it.
You shouldn't be trapped by dead material.
Dead things are useless.
True... no point making the scene worst...
What is this stuff?
What?
Look.
How did this happen?
Always like this... buying crappy stuff again...
Manager.
All the goods don't match the orders!
What's the problem?
The Italian olive oil isn't made in Italy.
Norwegian Salmon is not from Norway.
Even the oysters are not fresh.
It's the same stuff right?
Different qualities.
As long as it tastes the same.
Surely not.
Add salt if not salty enough.
Add sugar if not sweet enough.
You idiots. Gotta take cost into account.
How else can I save budget?
Miss Zhao didn't tell me this!
I don't care what she said to you,
my job here is to save cost.
Who do I listen to, you or her?
Do we have a problem?
Why don't you follow Michael's opinion?
From now on, listen to Michael.
It's OK now.
Go do your jobs now.
Remember, talk with Michael if there's any problem.
Michael...
I wanna go out. Come with me.
OK
This is not bad.
- Suits you perfectly - Thanks.
Michael...
I didn't hire you here for cooking.
I hired you to manage my stores...
- But I'm good at... - I know.
You can still design the menu.
But you don't need to do everything yourself.
You wanna stay in the kitchen for the rest of your life?
What you wear is only your identity.
So you gotta learn more about management.
Why do you refuse me...
every time I'm good with you?
No, I don't...
Don't think I'm easy.
I don't mean that...
I am never easy.
I don't force you.
But at least...
we can be friends, right?
Sure.
So don't think too much.
Try this tie.
Miss Zhao, your boyfriend's so handsome!
These days, men below 40 are like kids...
they need to be pampered...
Pampering a kid boy is fun!
Feed him with milk and it's all good.
Where are we heading tonight?
Need help in Tsim Sha Tsui. Go to Knutsford Terrace first,
then to Hillwood Road later.
Have a look at this...
- Let's go to Hillwood Road. - Sure...
You nervous?
You have enemy there?
Nothing.
Wait. I left something.
That's OK. Follow this way, please.
Hey! It's Handsome boy!
Can never trust a hot guy...
Cheers...
- Oh my God! - OK...
So many lady perverts tonight... he's gonna be eaten alive...
Don't you feel disgusted? Let's go...
Wait...
Come and drink with us...
I'll be back then.
OK...
Hi.
- Go. - Hi.
Siu Min.
New uniform?
No. It's the same.
Looks good...
Your suit looks well too...
I can tell, it's brand-name...
Miss Zhao told me to do administrative stuff.
But I still decide on the menu...
Don't drink too much.
I know.
You have to drink with them, and laugh with them...
Like a gigolo.
Don't dig at me. You think I wanna do it?
- What's up, man? - Excuse me...
Take a seat first.
No. I'm in a uniform.
No, it's ok, sit down.
Wilfred, tidy it up.
What're you looking?
Sorry...
- You got a problem? - Calm down...
Sorry...
Calm down please...
Go take a look...
OK...
It's you?
Excuse me.
I thought it was just some beer girl...
You came to see Michael?
I just bumped into him at work...
You're working?
I don't remember seeing beer girls around here?
Which bar you work for?
What're you talking about?
I wanna tell you...
You have zero chance.
What do you wanna say?
You don't suit him at all.
How do you know?
Sure. I understand him.
You understand him? How long have you known him?
You can't let him satisfied.
Is it meaningful to try and stick on him like this?
I'm not.
I never rob other people's stuff.
If he does love you,
I won't fight with you.
This is his knife! Return it for me!
And, next time be polite when you talk!
Take a rest. I'll help you.
What's wrong with you? You scared me.
What're you staring at?
Nothing, just zoned out...
Why zoned out? Follow me!
Come here... quick...
Siu Min's single again!
Let's celebrate!
What single?
Today is Siu Min's birthday!
Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Siu Min!
What? 15 years old?
Think again. It's 15 x 2!!!
Let's have a drink!
Cheers!
Hurray!
Get back to work!
Go prepare for the soup!
- Siu Min. - What's up?
In a word, women...
Anything the boss says, Miss Siu Min!
As long as you understand...
- Got it. Drink up! - Sure!
You lose some, you gain some, right?
Sister?
That's right! Drink!
Cheers!
Oh come on, stop pretending!
You're drunk and want to cry!
What is she sad?
Siu Min's nickname is "Ms. Never Drunk",
remember?
She's acting drunk again!
I want to cry...
Isn't it embarrassing?
It's not bad, I like it...
Hey the handsome boys are here!
Sit down...
What's your name?
- Hoi. - Hoi, right?
- And you? - Hiro.
- Hiro. - So cute.
Michael.
They may be our future shareholders.
Have a chat with them. Come on!
This one is not bad!
She always had good taste.
Yes... our dishes are quite special.
OK... let's talk something serious.
Do you want to invest in us?
Are we going to make a lot?
Do you really think
I make profit from the food?
Don't you?
Honestly,
food is not important at all. What matters...
Do you know?
Wine. Wine's most profitable.
Clever. High quality steak,
$1,000 per catty.
Plus other costs, you must lose money.
Wine's costs are very low.
If you find some new brands from other countries,
It may even be cheaper than water.
A bottle of house white here is sold for $800.
No wonder your diamond ring's bigger and bigger.
You need this to do business.
Look at this place.
The more the people, the fewer the seats.
The fewer the seats, the longer the lineup.
Why? It's all about game.
They wanna prove they're high-class.
When the men here are drunk...
they begin to spend...
Have you ever noticed it?
All those working here...
are handsome and pretty.
The watches of the customers
are worth $30,000 each.
In such a place, which bastard...
dare check the bill?
I'll get however much I put on the bill.
If rich women come...
I'll find the handsome chefs to sit beside them.
Just like you now.
I think if they serve well...
you're willing to drink wine worth $100,000.
Coz you're happy, aren't you?
How clever you are.
You guys...
If you hear this from someone else,
don't believe it.
Else you'll all be cheated badly.
Why?
Restaurants can't make great profits.
So how do you gain?
Buy the shops! My method...
is to buy the entire street.
I fix up an old street
and raised the land price...
by increasing the rent step by step.
I gain 10 million dollars from a single branch.
How many bottles of wine do I sell can I gain this amount?
Ingenious!
Property suits me. I'll invest in it.
Zhao Jie, your idea's great.
But I also need my designers...
to beautify my restaurants.
And I need them to beautify my food,
and deal with my customers.
You chefs. Today...
I've got something to say.
Don't think
holding a pan in the kitchen...
is your dream.
Life is never what you think.
Within the shortest time.
You need to count.
Michael. Honestly, what you bought here...
both cheap and expensive, are all the same.
No need to buy expensive stuff.
It all comes out as shit the next morning anyways.
Don't teach them.
They're men, let them be stupid.
Or they'll go bad.
I'm not afraid.
Listen to me.
If you follow what I say,
you'll make money.
But if you wanna betray me,
you'll vanish from the catering industry,
I guarantee.
Let's drink some.
Sure... let's drink.
Let's drink.
You shouldn't drink.
You're not qualified to drink.
But I guess, I'm the same.
Dear colleagues,
Don't you feel we are becoming like gigolo "ducks"?
Sure. Very much like Canard Au Sang.
Exact size.
And we've been bleeding.
Lucky that we're not yet cooked.
Else we wouldn't even know how we died.
What do you mean?
How you do business has nothing to do with us.
But do remember, everybody has to be respected!
What? How could this be?
Halt!
What do we do now? It's crazy!
From now on... don't drink so much, understand?
Don't talk nonsense
when you're drunk.
And remember, we're not gigolos.
You can't hide your evilness.
You're so ugly inside...
Let's go. That's too much...
Need some more beer, sir?
- Half a dozen. - OK.
What? Why is he here again?
Michael? What are you doing here?
I'm homeless! Can I stay in your flat?
Speak Cantonese.
I was fired.
Fired? Or got dumped?
I really have nothing left.
What a poor guy...
Be strong, I tell you...
don't go soft on such a guy...
Siu Min.
Sorry.
Forgive me.
I really...
I really lo...
Drunken guy. I'm telling you...
Don't say such disgusting words in a crowd.
You...
Can you...
Could you...
Would you...
No. I don't wanna hear it.
Will you marry me?
It's mine!
- Leave me alone! - Don't go
- Hey Valet boy! - What?
Drive.
- Drive... - What?
- Let's go! Drive! - You nuts?
Get out...
What? Are you crazy?
It's not my car!
Are you mad? The car's not ours.
It's not my car!
Watch out... We're gonna crash!
Slow down!
Do you have a license?
Don't drive over the line!
I'll never leave you, I promise...
Watch out.
I warn you. Never say these words to me.
You can keep my backpack.
Just some pairs of stinking socks inside!
You can keep my passport.
Useless. I don't want it!
You want nothing?
Do you want me?
Can I marry you?
You marry me?
I don't wanna hear it...
Please let me go!
If you don't promise me,
let's die together!
Can you grab some sense?
My God...
I'll probably die this time.
God, why do you play such a trick on me?
All men are easily drunk.
Can you give me one that can stand it?
A speed check there!
Brake...
It's roadblock! Game over!
You're gong to jail!
You're still not slowing down?
Stop!
My hair's a mess!
Why don't you stop?
You're making me ugly!
It's fast... Watch out!
Racing gang?
Watch out. Don't get near to the front.
Catch that drunk!
Hello.
Sir
Don't need to be so fierce.
Congratulations. You broke...
the record of Island Eastern Corridor.
250 km per hour!
Let him give an alcohol test!
Yes, sir.
Deep breathe and blow in one breath.
Your blood probably become alcohol.
Don't get the machine damaged,
or I'll sue you of...
damaging public property.
Sergeant.
No reaction? Try once more.
Out of order?
Impossible.
Better not hit it that hard, sir...
It's not my fault if you break it...
The truth is, I didn't drink at all...
Every word I said was real.
I think I've found the place where I wanna stay.
I wanna open up a cafe and sell French bread.
But I gotta find a good partner.
Only partner?
No. A partner's not trusty enough.
I should look for a wife.
That's right...
You really have nothing to do with that woman?
No, I don't.
Do you?
No!
But a man's word is not trusty
when he's conscious.
Ask me when I'm drunk.
You're fooling me?
Alright. Give them 3 minutes...
then put them in jail at once.
Yes, sir!
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